The RIGHTS and WRONGS for Holiday Parties

With my upcoming holiday party for work, I thought maybe this was the perfect time to put out a list of the do’s and don’ts.

So here is what I have come up with, these things you should try to avoid, especially if it’s a work party.



I personally have never acted inappropriate at a work holiday party, but I have been asked to leave a bar for being too drunk and dancing on table. (It was in my younger days, of course)



When leaving your house, here are 6 things you should consider/think about:


1. For the single women, make sure you are wearing underwear, and if you think your gonna be drinking alot, then you should definately make sure your not wearing the granny panties.(certainly don't want to have to explain that to friends later) 


2. If you choose to drink grey goose vodka, you should probably keep it to a 2 drink limit, if you plan to drink more than that, don’t expect to remember any of the evenings events the next day.


3. No low cut tops or skimpy clothes ladies, unless you really think it’s gonna get you a raise or only in the cases of hot flashes.


4. Conversations about sex, these should be kept at a minimum or not at all. I really don’t think it will get you too far up the corporate ladder by talking about B.J’s with your co-workers. Or maybe it will???? I guess it all depends on what kind of company you work for. 

 5. Whether you are attending the party with or without your spouse, it works out best if you don't visit any coat closets, to get your groove on. There is no need to share your kinky sexual positions with your friends or co-workers.

6. Consider it time to go home if you have been up on the table dancing and singing and there is no karaoke machine.