Can't get No Love

Let me tell you what. I have asked my husband for a notebook laptop on and off recently. However he doesn’t agree with my need for one. We already have a home computer. So he doesn’t understand the need for a second one.

Here’s the rats ass truth ppl, the real deal is I need it to blog. Seems silly, but I have been super busy at work, and I don’t have time over my lunch hour to write (cause I am at the damn gym everyday).

I always have lots on my mind, (ask anyone, I talk all the freakin time) therefore I have lots of important shit that needs to be said. I am forever writing down my thoughts on sticky notes, which are all over my desk.(cause I'm 5 second Bob)


At home, our computer is in the dinning room, so that everyone can see what your doing and what websites you are on (mostly so we can keep an eye on the kids) I don’t personally visit many “porn” sites. I can sit in the dinning room and write, but then my little baby(chi) has to sit in the other room by herself and it makes me feel bad. So I think it is important that I have one.

So last night I ask my sweet loving husband again, what are the possibilities of me getting one. This is how it went down.

MySportsMan: Probably not gonna happen.
Me: Don’t you want me to be happy?
MySportsMan: What’s in it for me?
Me: My love, isn’t that enough?
MySportsMan: Nope I was thinking a B.J.
Me: Um, maybe next week.
MySportsMan: Yeah Right, I’ve heard that one before, and its been like 2 months.
Me: Well, geez it seems like yesterday.
MySportsMan: Are you kidding, I’m sure something like that I would of freakin remembered !
Me: Oh, so last time wasn’t memorable enough for you. FINE!
MySportsMan: I think I deserve some kinda "action".
Me: Let me think about it and Ill get back to you. How about that!

Needless to say, this was a lose/lose situation.

We just couldn’t come to an acceptable agreement.

Don’t get me wrong, by no means is my husband not getting his “action” on a regular basis, but I just don’t agree with putting out for a material items.

So for now, I still don’t have a laptop,

 and now my loving husband

won’t be getting any “action.”