You know they are not your BFF if……………….
1. You’re having a conversation with your friend, and someone else walks up. All of a sudden you are completely forgotten about. WTF
2. You are having a IM conversation and mid sentence you get blocked with a Do Not Disturb. Seriously!
3. They wait till you are in the shower, then leave taking your car and only leave you a note. Does this shit really happen? Y E S IT DOES
4. You pay your half of the rent for months, and come to find out your roommate pocketed all the money and now your being evicted.
5. They wait till 2am to tell you they have invited the entire band from the bar back to your place to crash for the night.
6. They convince you to get matching tattoos (one that you would have never gotten on your own) and then back out last minute after your done getting yours.
Doesn’t this make you feel like, with friends like this who flippin needs them!!!
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