Fetishes, Fantasies, Freaks Oh My!

Everyone has them.

But

not everyone wants to admit to it.

So, I have this strange “thing” about bubble wrap. Now, I know what you’re probably thinking.

Its all about poppin it. Right?

N o p e. Not me.

I have this fetish with wanting to wear it around and be nekkid underneath.

Strange right? Not really. I’m sure that I am not the first person to think of this.

Now to rationalize this strangness, I have even come up with all kinds of times that this would be acceptable. You know, to walk around in just bubble wrap.

Heres a couple of possibles:

-         Wear it as a Halloween costume;

-         Maybe to have sex; to increase and maximize the experience?

(FYI, I did not get this idea out of the “Sex” book either, I came up with it all on my own.)

I know it seems strange but not any stranger than wanting to have sex in a bathtub filled with green knox blocks jello squares. Yum

Just a thought.

I also have a thing for saran wrap. I think it more I have a thing about being “almost” nekkid but not completely nekkid.

Of course there is the thing I have about having sex in a barn on hay.

Now don’t think about how scratchy it could be, you have to look past that. It’s all about the experience.

And I want to experience shit before I die!

Also as everyone knows I have a foot fetish. Now to be clear,

I like MY feet touched.

I do not like to touch other peoples feet.

I however can appreciate a nice pair of feet.

Ugly feet are a total turn off for me.

Now these aren’t things I came to like over night. These are things I have thought about since I was sixteen years old.

So please don’t make me feel “special”

 by being the only one to share here.

Whats yours? Entertain me.